who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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