Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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