guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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