Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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