He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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