Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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