just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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