We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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He told me they were just razor bumps!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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