yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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