also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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