my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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