Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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