Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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