I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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