I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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