i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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