Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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Terrible idea I love it
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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