Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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