How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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