i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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