you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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