You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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