Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Don't make out with my wife yet
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
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if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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