you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
She's the barista slut.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I am naked and annoyed.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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