"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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