i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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