i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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