Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My vagina just clenched in fear
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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