I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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