i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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