I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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