I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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