I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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