i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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