Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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