first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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