Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My cat gives me a boner
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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