whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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