The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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