She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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