HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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