they need to just BURY HIM!
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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