Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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