Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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