I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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