did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Randomize