I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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