I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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