Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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