There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
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i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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