Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Houston, we have a blender
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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